My little Turkey Buns has done it.
1) Girls are catty even at age 5
2) Boys are confusing to girls………even at age 5
3) Your teacher is always a goddess in kindergarten. They are made from a different mold (trust me, I’m a high school teacher & there is a reason why)
4) Reading is good. Until you read your Mom’s emails over her shoulder and cussing is involved.
5) Homework sucks. Even in kindergarten.
6) You may not worry about who has the biggest boobs or best car yet, but man, tooth loss is way cool.
7) They MUST teach Spanish fluency and eye-rolling accuracy in kindergarten. Si.
Playdates are a must in kindergarten…..or you suddenly become devil mom for playdate deprivation.
9) Field Day is still the coolest day of the year.
10) Kindergarten really brings out the little person in you. And you grow. And you seem about five years older when you walk out the door the last day.
So, I’m proud of my kiddo who mastered it all this year and was ahead of the curve.
I look forward to doing it all again with my other kiddo, who is an entirely different kind of kid, in another year. This kid at this year’s kindergarten graduation proclaimed “My Mom has the bleeds today!”
Kindergarten Cop No More,
